Daniella

Nineteen
Leicester



House Martell
{ GAME OF THRONES }



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lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

foreveralone-lyguy:

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

How the hell would you even get in that situation

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

iamcode:

mycaterpie:

twelfthcloctcr:

dustychica:

annyoung89:

Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.

I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.

What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?

Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

Anonymous asked: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

razzle-the-dazzle:

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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What the fuck happened to that plane

it got tickled on the back of its neck

lebaenese:

lebaenese:

Well well well

I sometimes like to believe that karma is real

  • Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..