Anonymous asked: Dick sucking tips?

curvellas:

put the dick down and pick up your bible god bless.




  • police: OPEN THE DOOR NOW
  • me: um not if you keep yelling

littners:

when you like someone more than they like you

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop


funneestuff:

maliciousmelons:

the Niall River

i thought this was ellen and i was so confused


ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again


hoursago:

losers with letters on their heads in case you forget who they are


spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit


shadows-cant-kill-your-light:

what to say in an awkward situation

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wastelandbabe:

oh my god.


wiggles-omg:

The most iconic photo of all time.